Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The best . . .

. . . first paragraph of the best first chapter of any novel ever written:
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
Thanks to Mr. Keillor for reminding us that today is the author's birthday.

Postscript: The best first sentence of any novel ever written? Easy:
This is the saddest story I have ever heard.
The Good Soldier,
Ford Maddox Ford

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't know anything about "The Good Soldier" but I think the two best opening sentences are those by Mr Melville in Moby Dick.

Jack